It’s Not Broken, It’s Modified
Finding a broken, mismatched, or otherwise worthless item at TJ Maxx is as difficult as finding hay in a haystack. But why throw away a mostly worthless item when you can attempt to sell it for slightly less money?
Would you like a set of 4 uh, 3, oh, who cares how many there are, just buy these freakin’ glasses. If you have a fourth person come over to your house, make them share.
The mythical unibull lives at TJ Maxx. And no, it’s not a bull statue with one horn missing marked down a little so no one would notice. That would be stupid. A unibull is a more frightening, badass version of the unicorn. A unicorn for manly men, if you will. So buy this one!
This girl teaches us a lot about overcoming challenges and that all of us are different. She clearly used to have arms, and she seems pretty happy despite her loss.
I am kind of concerned that the bottle in her pocket indicates she was holding a baby. Oh, God. WHERE IS THE BABY? And can someone help our armless friend put on her other shoe?
So, as you can see, broken houseware items are not distracting at all. Buy these!
Found by: Caroline
Found at: Tha Maxx, Kansas City (all on one day too!)
Holy crap! You are SOOOO hilarious, I am crying. I just found you through a super hilarious, snarky comment you left on another blog.
Seriously….I think the MAXX is scary and try not to enter. However – you make me want to go look there for some Xmas gifts. I saw some real jems in your photos.
Thanks for the laugh. I needed it!